Archive for the Misc CategoryIt’s a slap in the face of torture laws everywhere, Thailand officially goes overboard.
At Virginia Tech University, a gunman opened fire in a dormitory and in classrooms, killing 32 people and then himself. In Iraq, suicide bombs exploded in the parliament cafeteria and on a bridge over the Tigris, toppling cars into the river and killing 10 people. An explosion near a Shiite shrine in Karbala killed 16 children, and the U.S. Defense Department extended troops’ tours of duty from 12 to 15 months. It was reported that a forthcoming book by the editor of the Washington Post suggests that a Google search might have prevented the Iraq war. Senator John McCain assessed the situation in Iraq, saying “I have no Plan B . . . If I saw that doomsday scenario evolving, then I would try to come up with one.” Former Deputy Secretary of Defense and current World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz apologized to colleagues for arranging a salary increase and promotion for a Bank associate who was also his ex-girlfriend and faced booing, catcalls, and demands for his resignation. It was reported that almost a year before seven U.S. attorneys were fired, an email from D. Kyle Sampson, former chief of staff to Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, proposed replacement candidates for them. Four years’ worth of email from Karl Rove, sought by Democrats investigating Rove’s role in the firings, was missing from the Republican National Committee server. A bird flew into the engine of Vice President Dick Cheney’s plane while it was en route to Chicago, but the plane made a safe landing. Kurt Vonnegut died. Scientists announced the creation of nascent sperm cells from human bone marrow samples. A leaked, X-rated DVD sent to parents of elementary school students in Illinois featured the principal having sex with a teacher on his desk, next to a pile of standardized tests. A study found that students who participated in federally endorsed sexual abstinence programs were as likely to have sex as those who did not. “This report confirms that these interventions are not like vaccines. You can’t expect one . . . small dose to be protective all throughout the youth’s high school career,” said the commissioner of the Family and Youth Services Bureau. In Hong Kong, race horses suffered the worst outbreak of equine herpes in the region’s history. In Saudi Arabia, a widely circulated text message claimed melons entering the kingdom from Israel were infected with AIDS. A Ukrainian woman was arrested after customs officials found hashish inside the battery compartment of her vibrator, the Indian civil service announced (and then revoked) new rules mandating female employees to provide details of their menstrual cycles, an Australian study reported that acting on sadomasochistic fetishes improves men’s happiness, a Minnesota jail guard was suspended after thumping an inmate with a Bible, and the Amsterdam chapter of the Hells Angels biker gang organized a benefit to raise money for legal costs. Prince William broke up with his girlfriend via telephone. Responding to Philadelphia’s high rate of gun violence, gun control advocates urged state legislation to limit handgun purchases to one per person per month. Critics of the proposal called it an infringement on Second Amendment rights. German national television released a videoclip of an army instructor in Schleswig-Holstein telling one of his soldiers during a machine-gun drill, “You are in the Bronx. A black van is stopping in front of you. Three African Americans are getting out and they are insulting your mother in the worst ways . . . Act.” A study surveying African-American women in the Mississippi Delta found that a majority of respondents believe anyone who gets AIDS deserves it, especially if he or she is a homosexual, bisexual, or prostitute, and that the U.S. government created HIV/AIDS to destroy the black race. North Carolina’s Attorney General dropped all charges against the three former Duke lacrosse players accused of raping an African-American stripper at a party, calling the athletes innocent victims of an overzealous attorney. Radio personality Don Imus lost his job after he called players on the Rutgers women’s basketball team “nappy-headed hos.” It was announced that President Bush and his wife paid $186,378 in federal taxes on income of $642,905, while Vice President Cheney and his wife owe $413,326 in taxes on income of $1.6 million. The interior minister of Macedonia was driving a BMW that may have been stolen from English soccer star David Beckham. A Staten Island food pantry turned people away after a thief robbed their storeroom of a month’s worth of provisions, and researchers at the U.K. Department of Food Science spent over 1,000 hours testing 700 variations on the traditional bacon sandwich to find the ideal “crispy and crunchy” formula. In New York City, delivery workers continued to picket several Asian restaurants, accusing owners of making them work 70-hour weeks while paying them only $1.40 an hour. A lawyer jumped to his death from the 69th floor of the Empire State Building. maybe they’ve just forgotten their dance steps and don’t know how to find eachother. Poor little bees. Here’s a much more educated analysis of the situation. “The next person to wish me a happy St Pat’s Day will have their ISP anonymously informed that they download pictures of dogs fucking babies. I’ve slept with Irish girls and gotten drunk in Belfast, which makes me more Irish than 99% of you — and, whoops, here’s the clue train pulling up to the station, and it says I’m not Irish and neither are 99% of you so you can stick St Pat’s Day up your arse. If you want to celebrate St Pat’s today, eat a raw potato, build a house out of peat and get yourself shot by an Englishman.And guess what? If you were born in America, you’re not Irish, you’re fucking American. Deal with it.
(Though I still advise American tourists in Europe to tell people they’re Canadian at all times.) This was your Daily Truth. Please return to your duties. Thank you.” Although I don’t celebrate the holiday….Happy St Patty’s day Mr. Ellis. :) Bored of watching whole movies? I’m posting this because I wish this were longer and that means something, damn it! This is a seven minute, post-apocalyptic short by Ruairi Robinson. It has a very nice blend of CG/live action, and it’s a hell of a tease. Short films are the ultimate tease, no hope whatsoever of something more. It is what it is, and hopefully someone will give him money to make a whole movie.
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Does anyone remember how embarassing it was when you’d get turned into a baby in Mortal Kombat 2…such a strike to your pride let me tell you. As a man who has been reprimanded for littering by what we call here, “The five-oh” (some of you might be familiar with them). It’s a tough call to make…pick up garbage on the street for 8 hours, or slap a piece of Japanese, preteen, pop culture on to your shoulder and not be able to justify it to your peers. “Yeah man, that…that was for singlehandedly breaking up the Yakuza…what…you didn’t hear about it? Yeah, that was me. No you can’t touch it.”

Our Tribute to Vinyl show is up! It includes an interview with Chris Jacobs from Sub Pop, who discusses with Fernando their upcoming vinyl/mp3 hook-up. Vinyl lovers, it’s o.k. to admit you can’t live without the mp3s–Sub Pop knows what you need. And, apparently a lot of other labels do, too. Included in this first show are some burning questions, like: Why is green considered horny? Hash:weed as- a)beer:vodka or b)absolute:seagrams? What is a hyperbolic chamber? Who cares about Liza Minnelli? What the hell is the name of the cartoon dragon from that old Disney animation and live action film? And, of course, are Lite-Brites now considered a terrorist threat???? Hopefully you can help us out.
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